That opening segment of RAW took some… digesting. Let’s pop some of Larry the Cable Guy-endorsed antacid and get to the first match.
Sheamus made quick work of Jack Swagger, Brogue Kicking his opponent not once but twice after all was said and done with. You might think the video editors cut out most of the match, but no, that was mostly it. If that match broke one minute I’ll buy a hat just to eat it. Swagger’s gotta go back to the drawing board. I suggest bringing back the Soaring Eagle.
Sheamus’s celebration was cut short by an interruption by a slow-clapping Alberto Del Rio, his opponent Sunday at Money in the Bank, on the Titantron. Del Rio prodded the World Heavyweight Champion and Sheamus seemed to get frustrated enough to give Swagger another Brogue Kick just as he got to his feet. Like, totally for no reason. Sheamus is a dick. Swagger may want to start making friends with Dixie Carter.
Coming up: Santino Marella finally decides to try figuring out who the Anonymous General Manager is, the not very highly anticipated in-ring return of Eve Torres, Heath Slater‘s weekly beatdown by a retiree, and more.
PHOTO CREDIT – WWE
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